私はあなたの子供を食べるようになる。
“You are beautiful.”
That-
That’s not what that means.
That’s not what that means at all.
Oh god.
We Love Harry Potter - Long Live the Time Turners
it’s all fun and games until your neighbouring country doesn’t give you points in eurovision

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.